Dear Penguin, You Better Not Get Me Banned

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(Startled note from author approx 5 hours after publishing — Wait, does that penguin have a willy? Hmm. Too lazy to change it now.)

In response to a request by the Penguin to let them have it with the insults, I penned a few words.

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Celtic Chameleon

Celtic Chameleon

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I am my mother’s savage daughter. Editor, writer, freelancer. Alison Tennent — lost and found in three continents. Soup Babooshka.